We are all gay!

Today in the grocery store they did not have the brand of mushrooms we like. My son replied, "That's gay". My four year old then asked what gay meant. With an aisle full of people I told her it meant happy. She then proceeded very loudly to say, " I am gay, Kody is gay, Kayla is gay, Kelsee is gay, Mom is gay. We are all gay and happy about it!" All we could do with all the stares is laugh and finally convince her to be gay, just not so loudly.