The Mother's Day Gift!

On Mothers Day my sweet little four year old daughter sat on my lap and then jumped off. She then looked me in the eye and exclaimed, " I just farted on you and that's what you get from me for Mothers Day!" After the inital shock wore off all I could do was laugh. Where did she come up with that one? With the cost of gas lately I guess I should consider it an expensive gift... and one I will never forget.